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Your results:
You are Malcolm Reynolds (Captain)

Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 45% Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 45% Derrial Book (Shepherd) 25% Alliance 15% Wash (Ship Pilot) 0% Inara Serra (Companion) 0% Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 0% Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 0% Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 0% River (Stowaway) 0% A Reaver (Cannibal) 0%

Honest and a defender of the innocent. You sometimes make mistakes in judgment but you are generally good and would protect your crew from harm.

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Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me.

So someone posted this on my myspace and I thought it was a great idea.

Thanks,
Tam

I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as they see fit.
In order to get that paycheck I am required to pass a random urine test, which I have no problem with.

What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test.

Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check, because I have to pass one to earn it for them?
Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet.

I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sit on their ass.

Could you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check?

Pass on if you agree. ( i apologize to those who will see this twice.)

So i'm still a little over a year shy of being part of the 30 somethings but I couldn't help reposting this. My sis had it on her myspace and it's so true.

If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!!

When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up; what
with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning ... uphill BOTH ways
.. yadda, yadda, yadda And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it! But now that... I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia!

And I hate to say it but you kids today you don't know how good you've got
it!

I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet. If we wanted to
know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves,
in the card catalog!!

There was no email!! We had to actually write somebody a letter ...
with a pen! Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in
the mailbox and it would take like a week to get there!

There were no MP3's or Napsters! You wanted to steal music, you had to
hitchhike to the damn record store and shoplift it yourself!

Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio and the DJ'd
usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up!

We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone
and somebody else called they got a busy signal, that's it!

And we didn't have fancy Caller ID Boxes either! When the phone rang,
you had no idea who it was! It could be your school, your mom, your boss,
your bookie, your drug dealer, a collections agent, you just didn't know!!!
You had to pick it up and take your chances, mister!

We didn't have any fancy Sony Playstation video games with
high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games like 'Space Invaders' and 'asteroids'! Your guy was a little square! You actually had to use your imagination! And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen forever! And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until you died!
Just like LIFE!

When you went to the movie theater there no such thing as stadium
seating! All the seats were the same height! If a tall guy or some old broad
with a hat sat in front of you and you couldn't see, you were just screwed!

Sure, we had cable television, but back then that was only like 15
channels and there was no onscreen menu and no remote control! You had
to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on!

You were screwed when it came to channel surfing! You had to get off
your ass and walk over to the TV to change the channel and there was no
Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons on Saturday Morning. Do you hear what I'm saying!?! We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons, you
spoiled little rat-bastards!

And we didn't have microwaves, if we wanted to heat something up. We
had to use the stove or go build a frigging fire ... imagine that! If we
wanted popcorn, we had to use that stupid Jiffy Pop thing and shake it
over the stove forever like an idiot.

That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids today have got it too
easy. You're spoiled. You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 1980!

Regards,

The Over 30 Crowd

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14. What is your favorite guilty pleasure?:
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the 'world peace, etc.' malarkey) - what are they?:
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18. Which country is your spiritual home?:
19. What is your big weakness?:
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26. Cigarettes or alcohol?:
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?:
28. Will you re-post this so I can fill it out for you?

George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline
Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved.

what fighting style do you have?

Grappler fuck throwin punches youd rather take someone down and break some bones maybe even beat their face in after a good ol tackle. A young Matt Hughes in the making

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Ok i'm done with the quizzes now.

What Disney Princess are you?

Belle You're Belle! Love isn't the main thing on your agenda in life. You just figure that if the timing is right, you'll find the one meant for you. You're not superficial, and look past outer beauty. For you, what's inside DOES matter. You're a pretty down to earth person, and you probably have a few very close friends that will always have your back.

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Funny my dad used to always quote this movie to me when I was younger. Anytime someone would mention me he'd come back with "My daughter odd?" Guess dad was right.

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Sometimes this site is a little buggy and you have to click the quiz button a couple of times.

The Five Love Languages

My primary love language is probably
Physical Touch
with a secondary love language being
Words of Affirmation.

Complete set of results

Physical Touch:		10
Words of Affirmation:		8
Acts of Service:		7
Quality Time:		3
Receiving Gifts:		2

Information

Unhappiness in relationships, according to Dr. Gary Chapman, is often due to the fact that we speak different love languages. Sometimes we don't understand our partner's requirements, or even our own. We all have a "love tank" that needs to be filled in order for us to express love to others, but there are different means by which our tank can be filled, and there are different ways that we can express love to others.

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Ok I hijacked this from my friend Sonja but it was too funny to pass up.

Thanks a lot Toni now i'm paranoid! Who am I???

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
-- Hmm it's a tough choice between Hilary Clinton or Bin Laden...


2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
-- Goodbye Dixie Chics!

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
-- Hmm just a punch can't think of anyone i'd like to hit that I'd just stop with a punch on.


4. What is your favorite cheese?
-- Mmm Pepper jack.


5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make?
-- Steak; medium rare. You can hold the bread ;)

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie/TV celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Which celebrity do you choose? Well I have always had a thing for Frylock from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.


7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?
-- . Buddy Holly


8. Now that you’ve slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Blizzity blang, a hundred bucks! How are you going to spend it?
-- Woo hoo where's the nearest game store (and ice cream parlor)!


9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you going to go?
-- Texas


10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Now what do you spend it on?
-- Woo hoo where's the nearest game store (and gun store w/ice cream)!


11. An angel appears and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is…?
-- Since I don't drink can I trade up to 2 non-alcoholic? Can you negotiate with angels? I'd say Big Red and Dr. Pepper.


12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
-- . About 49BC to the Royal Library in Alexandria (before the sacking please)and read till they sack the place.


13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
-- This is my boomstick...you know the rest.


14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called, and what's it about?
-- Ha Ha sucker you're spending a 1/2 hour watching me read. Porn.


15. What is your favorite curse word?
-- Fiddlesticks.

16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything. What do you do?
-- Introduce them to the Zombies game.


17. Your house is on fire, blizzity blang, diz-amn yo! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object.
-- Cuddles i'm coming! Hey we all have some dumb stuffed animal that kept the monster under the bed (and sometimes still does).


18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. What you going to do in that half-hour?
-- Greg! ;)

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What super-power is it?
-- Radiation detection. Geez that could be dangerous and I don't want it happening again.


20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
-- The day my sister attached cuddles to a noose and sat him on top of the ceiling fan blade. She called me into the room and it was dark so I turned on the switch...I re-live that moment every day.

21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
-- My mom tried to cook once to the tune of tuna, tator-tot, cheese caserole. I had to wipe the books on the $45 dollars she owed me to get out of eating the rest but oh what I would have given to have never taken that first bite.

22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check this out... you can move to anywhere else in the world. Where?
-- Texas; It's a seperate country :)


23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it going to be?
-- The Church (Goth club in Texas)

24. Hopefully you didn’t mention this in the super-powers question. If you did, then we’ll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT! Who's house would you float to show off?
-- Hmm I might be a little embarrased to be the super-hero who can detect radioactivity and float houses. Maybe I'll go to work for a foundation repair company.


25. The constant absorption of magical moon beans mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?
-- Johnny Cash.


26. You can bring back one person who's dead, for the day... who would you bring back?
-- My Grandpa.


27. What’s your theme song?
-- "I wonder why the wonder falls"

Your results:
You are Apocalypse

Apocalypse 72% Green Goblin 61% Magneto 57% Dr. Doom 57% Venom 55% Dark Phoenix 52% Lex Luthor 47% Juggernaut 45% Catwoman 44% Kingpin 44% Mystique 41% Riddler 40% The Joker 36% Mr. Freeze 36% Two-Face 33% Poison Ivy 17%

You believe in survival of the fittest and you believe that you are the fittest.

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Well the title about sums it up. I got to go to Texas to visit my family. My father currently looks like Santa Claus, my nieces and nephew are tons bigger than the last time I saw them, my brother-in-law can still kick my arse at pool, my mother is still uh herself, and my sister still hasn't updated her livejournal (ahem) but was a very good hostess. When I got back I got to visit with all of Gregs family who are all very wonderful and bought me all kinds of nice gifts (i'm a bit overwhelmed I've never received so many Christmas gifts before. I've got to figure out what I did good this year and replicate if for next year so I make Santa's A list again). Greg got me a beautiful diamond necklace, an awesome 10th anniversary hand-painted settlers of catan game (the nice wooden one in the wood chest), a battlestar galactica magazine (one of my favorite shows) and some stocking stuffers, his mom got me all kinds of nice things (not sure I can remember them all) hand-made white gold and amber earrings, new sheets, bath towels, Christmas ornaments, and some books. Greg's Dad and Stepmom got me a rice-cooker (yay no more uncle bens) and new cookie sheets (yay no more rust on my biscuits), his brother got me bath stuff (yay clean Tamela). My sis and her family got me my all time favorite barnes and noble gift card and a reading light I've been wanting for months, my dad gave me money 'cause he's great (and doesn't shop) and my Mom didn't "loose my gift in the mail" like she normally does. She got me a pajama set. My wish for "no snow on Christmas" came true and other than getting sick the day before coming back from Texas it was a great week. Well that's about it for me. Hope you all had a wonderful Christmas as well!